One morning i woke up and felt a horrible pain on my tail bone and assumed it was just a bruise or something like that since ive had tailbone issues in the past.
Over the days i had it, it was getting worse and worse it felt like satan stuck a fucking spear into my ass which was not pleasent. It had grown a little lump and i was concerned. i finally decided to go look up on google and see what i could find. I wasnt quite sure what to search so i just typed in “hurting lump on tailbone” and i found pilonidal cyst. I began to look through the results and found that this was quite common 99 percent of people go to get surgery remedies and what not.
So i decided to try the tea tree oil, do not freakin do this it dosent work it just makes your ass end smell nice. So after that didnt work i knew what i had to do, i had to pop the cyst. After a long day of sitting on 1 ass cheek i got home and decided it was time. I was quite worried about doing it myself but no fucking way i was gonna go through surgery. So i sat on the couch mentally preparing myself for what was to come. I looked into popping cyst a little more and found out a useful tip. “Use very hot water to pop pilonidal cysts with ease”.
As soon as i saw that i jumped up from the couch and sprang towards the shower and turned it on high. As soon as it was hot i grabbed a wash cloth, stripped down and jumped in. I wet the wash cloth and brought it to the cyst. It didnt pop. But it made it easy to pop. I squeezed as hard as i could and heard a popping noise (so satisfying) and i swear the pus that came out splattered against the wall. so much pus came out is was delightful. I squeezed till all the pus was out and there was nothing but flowing blood got out of the shower and rubbed rubbing alcohol in the open sore trust me the pain is worth it later on.
After a while it began to stop hurting and all was well besides the hole in my ass. If you ever get a pilonidal cyst dont go to the doctor its not worth it. Its really not all that bad if you can fix it at home why go to the doctors?